Friday, July 5, 2013

The Key to Happiness by Expertologist Jenny Voleur

Are you generally happy? Do you greet each day with a genuine feeling of balance, purpose and enjoyment? Do you consider yourself to be well adjusted, with a fulfilling and enriching life? If you answered "Yes" to most or all of these questions, you're wrong...and you're likely suffering from FSS or False Serenity Syndrome. FSS is an insidious affliction, because the better you "feel" each day, the worse the condition is actually becoming.

I discovered this syndrome after extensive workshopping on scientific themes, and rather than filling sufferers of FSS with despair, I'm offering new hope for a truly happy life for all. I've found that as soon as I confront seemingly happy people with the news that they are indeed FSS sufferers, their first question is always "Why me?", and their next question is "Why won't you go away?"

Confronting truth is never easy, but the key to recovery from False Serenity Syndrome is to understand your Mentally Indexed Barometer of Adversity Data or MIBAD score. The MIBAD score operates much like a Credit Score but instead rates your emotional well-being and suitability for genuine happiness. In my research, I reached the shocking and surprising conclusion that no one could have a "perfect score" and be happy. Unlike a Credit Score, where people strive to be in the 800s, the goal with the MIBAD score is to bring it down to a mentally healthful level of imperfection. The best way to attain that difficult achievement is through an array of merchandise and services that I can provide you.

Let me bring this home for you. You think you're happy. You're not. Let me point out how unhappy you really are by inviting you to dwell on focal-points that will raise your doubts and create new depressive fixations that can only be put into perspective through an investment in my extensive books, e-books, tapes, CDs, MP3s, online subscriptions, web-seminars, speaking engagements, lectures and immersive "offsite" isolation workshops at my compound in Belize.

The next time you're really feeling good about yourself, consider the alternatives.